Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
ok so I'm going to write something in this little box here! I could ramble on about meaningless sh*t because I just know you guys won't read my rules and regulations and you will still message me! Well all I can say is thank god for message filters!!! Ok for those of you that CANT read I am editing my profile , if you are miles away (over 21 miles)...
hi, I am here for fun..but looking for one guy rather than lots of different ones..if you ask to meet in opening message I will delete..it might be nsa fun but I like to connect with whom I meet..not just fuck and go..prefer guys over forty and I like a hairy chest too..humour is important too..not interested in beards..clean shaven please....so come say hi but it wont guarantee you a...
I'm Jane, I'm a really big beautiful woman with lots of flesh to get lost in and I'm part of a happily married bi-sexual couple who are seeking fun with other bi or bi-curious girls, guys or couples! Also looking for straight 3/4 some's too if you are not into the bi thing! Will travel or meet halfway but wont exchange mobile numbers in the first instance and PLEASE DON'T...
Im on here to meet new people and have some fun dates ..nothing more as not looking for a long term relationship right now .. I travel a lot with my job and have a great circle of friends so if youre in the south lets chat and see what happens .. Happy, fun and enjoy all the usual stuff like eating out, drinks, clubs and duvet days lol ..oh...
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company,humour and casual encounters.Not after one night stands more of a friend with a benifits and regular meets with that someone looking for the same thing. And most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not...
Single mum, witty and outspoken!
Looking to find somebody to share free time: chat, cuddles, drinks who knows?
Want know anything else just ask. GSOH and honesty required!
Not into phone fun, webcams or naked pictures exchange ...
If your idea is to have a virtual whatever then leave me out.
If we chat, email or txt and you change your mind.... that is OK but please tell me...it's only...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
Looking for long term older playmate who would appreciate the company of an elegant well spoken lady in public and a compleat hore/ slut/fuck toy in private that just loves to please and pleasure you .First meets are as a couple with hubby present as he love to watch and i just get off on seeing his frustration/embarrassment as another man slowly strips me and explores ever inch of my...